22. Adam and Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
23. Social distancing does not apply to God. Draw near to him.
24. I hate this church. -Satan
25. Forgive your enemies; it messes with their heads.
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26. Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.
27. We’d like to see Amazon deliver a virgin birth.
28. Silly rabbit, Easter is for Jesus!
29. Choosy mothers choose Jesus. (A fun Mother’s Day church sign).
30. A father is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you get.
31. At Thanksgiving: God welcomes even the biggest turkeys.
32. Lent: Spring training. Easter: opening day.
33. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
34. Jesus said “I’ll be back” way before Arnold did.
35. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
36. Spring is God’s way of saying, “I’m tired of winter too.”
37. Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. -God
38. Try our new pumpkin-spiced sermons! Ok, not really. But stop in. We don’t bite.
39. Fall for Jesus. He is truly un be leaf able.
40. Lent: not just for belly buttons.
Are you laughing yet? Whether they’re short church sign sayings, longer meaningful ones, or just funny, a church sign that catches a driver’s eye can draw positive attention to your church. What kinds of sayings have you put on your church sign? What feedback have you received from your community? Share your favorites church sign sayings and the feedback you’ve received in the comments section below, or share a sign that’s caught your eye as you’ve driven by. Still not sure whether to post a sign? Take this quiz. By the way, if you loved these witty church sign sayings, you’ll get a kick out of these christian pick up lines.
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